#birthday #cake #berries #fireworks yay :33 <3 Happy Birthday to me c:
im alive but only ironically
woof woof wats for lunch lol
This water is VEGAN???? *spits it out* bring me some meat water you punk clown
I like woodpeckers because their name is two different names for dicks combined.
I’m on a plane right now I’m going to use tinder to see if anyone wants to fuck in the restroom
You don’t want this. I posted a picture of my tux and I got a dozen messages complaining that the pants were too long. I posted a picture of my desk and someone said I was a faggot for shopping at wal mart. It’s exhausting. You have to deal with sociopaths all day.
When bae is no longer bae and is bein a hoe on the internet
girls all go to the bathroom together because that’s where we rap battle